Hatched Humanoid Keywords: Auction

1.) Neurotic

This young girl is nine years old. She has brown hair with pink streaks, and blue eyes. She's tall for her age and has a willowy build. Her parents are low middle class. She's rather shy around other children, but she likes adults. She's not very good with self-control, and tends to do things on compulsion rather than thinking them through. She has issues with being left alone and worries obsessively whenever she's separated from her parents. As a result of this they're considering home schooling her. She has a very serious obsession with 60s bands, especially the Beach Boys and the Beatles, and her room is full of their merchandise and posters. Her mother is a social worker, and her father is currently unemployed and searching for a job. She wants to grow up to be a social worker like her mother.

2.) Silly

This teenage boy is 15. His outfits are usually flashy and attention-grabbing, and he has a Mohawk that he likes to dye himself. He's tall and broad-shouldered, and is generally seen skateboarding everywhere. He's from a rather well-off family; his father runs an antique shop and his mother usually stays at home to take care of his two year old sister. He's a huge show-off, especially when it comes to his skateboarding, and is well known for being the class goof. He cracks jokes in class constantly, to the annoyance (and sometimes amusement) of his teachers. He seems to be incapable of taking anything seriously and plays pranks almost every week. His pranks generally range from harmless things like whoopee cushions to… slightly less harmless things, such as locking the principal and half of the teachers in the teacher's lounge for two hours and dumping a bag of ball bearings on the floor of the main hall. He's a massive flirt, but most of the girls ignore him.

3.) Failure

This woman is in her late 40s. She has graying black hair and kindly hazel eyes that have visible wrinkles at the corners. As a teenager she was very caught up with drugs, alcohol, and her social life. This resulted in her failing to graduate, to the extreme disappointment of her parents. She shrugged it off, deciding that she didn't need a diploma to be successful and happy. This idea was killed shortly after her parents kicked her out. Since then she's bounced between dead end jobs and is currently living on welfare in a homeless shelter. She has too much pride to go back to school, and hasn't spoken to her parents since they kicked her out. She was engaged once, but it fell through only a few days before the wedding. She kept the ring but is considering selling it for some extra cash. She is an only child.

4.) Quiet

This young man is twenty years old. His hair is thick, black, and extremely uncooperative. His eyes are dark brown and he has a cleft chin. His shoulders are thin and he's lithely muscled. He's rather shy and quiet, and you have to work very hard to get him to speak. The reason for this is that he has a heavy lisp. He's very engrossed in his school and is juggling that and two part time jobs. He grew up without a father figure. Everyone thinks he's a bit of a freak, but he doesn't really mind. He has a thirty year old sister that he rarely talks to, and has gone through one or two girlfriends. He's decided that he's going to put off any further dating until after he's left college, but he could probably be convinced otherwise. He's allergic to dairy products and seems to think that he's also allergic to nuts because he choked on one once, but he isn't.

5.) Creative

This boy is nine years old. He has blond hair and gray eyes. He's rather skinny, as he often forgets to eat. His family is upper middle class, and he wears whatever he happens to pull out of his drawers. His wardrobe is generally colorful, however. He spends most of his time in his room painting. His parents have decided to homeschool him, so he has quite a bit of time to do it between studying. For his last birthday they armed him with ten different five gallon buckets of paint of various colors and set him loose on his new bedroom. The results were extremely colorful, and he loves it that way. He's very ambitious, having decided that he wants to be a doctor and an artist and a soldier. All at once, if he can manage it. His favorite method of art is painting with a brush, but he's recently started to dabble in other mediums such as sponging, charcoal, colored pencils, and calligraphy.